Very Funny: Unforgettable Facebook Statuses for 12-12-12


#Unforgettable statuses
2012#

•”My sheets smell of his
colon, I miss

him . ”
•”my girlfriend has a short themba ”
• ” don’t talk to me if you
didn’t brush
your tooth”
• “some weaves are shaped
like further dusters ”
•” This is Facebook people.
No
strings are touch.. ”
•”Khethiwe’s lips look like
she only
speaks in capital letters”
•”I miss being raped in my
boyfriend’s arms”
• ‘JubJub’s jacket must also
be found
guilty of attempted leather”
•” what wont kill you, will
make u
tsonga”
• “OMG he proposed last night,and I
wasn’t even prepaid for it…*
•” his tall in complexion”
•”This Food Is So Delicious
Condolences To The Chef”
•”Pretoria is boring, I wanna dislocate to Johannesburg”
•alicia kiss- the girl is inside
the fire
#on repeat
•rihanna- shyai braai like a
diamond •” I’m craving tea. Let me boil
the
cattle

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